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Sunday, August 10, 2008

They Come in 3's

I am sure you have heard that saying before.

"They come in threes."

Apparently, many things come in threes. Pregnancies. Traffic tickets. Car wrecks. And celebrity deaths. They come in threes. When one couple gets preggos, sure as shootin' another two couples are close behind.

Well, the saying works. Last year we saw Luciano Pavarotti, Ike Turner and Robert Goulet die in a one month span. In 06 in one month we lost Gerald Ford, James Brown and and Atlantic Records founder Ahmet Ertegun. And also we lost cartoon producer Joseph Barbera, Peter Boyle and blues legend Jay McShann.

Not enough proof? How about Pat Morita, Nipsey Russell and Don Adams for a 70's tv show trifecta back in late 2005? Or Bob Denver, Peter Jennings and Star Trek's Scottie, also in 05. Or even Eddie Albert, Frank Gorshin and Luther Vandross? See...they come in threes.

Earlier this year we lost Suzanne Pleshette, Heath Ledger and Charleton Heston.

So now we have lost Bernie Mac and Isaac Hayes in the past two days. I think the third celeb to shuffle off this mortal coil will be consistent with the first two. It will be the untimely passing of a great black celebrity who has seen some great recent success.

Possibilities:
- Bill Cosby - He is older but seems to be in good health and still tours.
- Dave Chappelle - Seriously, how come the death clock has never started ticking on Dave?
- Morgan Freeman - He would sort of be an unfortunate connection of the They Come in Three Rules as it applies to both the loss of a popular black celeb AND the dreaded Curse of the Dark Knight.
- Gary Coleman - He has not really had recent success but I am pretty sure he is still quasi-famous.
- Buddy Guy - Sure he is realllllllly old, but with Bo Diddley gone and BB King barely hanging on, Buddy might sneak by and finish off the 3.

What do you think?

7 Comments:

Blogger Craig Smith said...

Two More I just thought of:
- Willie Nelson - yes he is white but he smokes sooooo much reefer that he HAS to qualify as a brother
- Chris Tucker - Well, his career died in 2005, anyway.

8:17 PM

 
Blogger david b mclaughlin said...

Great topic for a post.

Let's see, black celebrities that could buy the farm?

Robert Downey Jr.

9:17 PM

 
Blogger danielle said...

ummm, i dont have anything to add to the list. but i am excited that you have blogged. so there.

10:16 AM

 
Blogger Aaron New said...

Carl Lewis
Apollo from Rocky films
Lando from Star Wars
Homie the Clown

3:40 PM

 
Blogger Craig Smith said...

http://music.msn.com/music/article.aspx/?news=327570&GT1=28102

First possibility. LeRoi Moore, the sax player from the Dave Matthews Band just passed. Is HE the third?

Hmmm....he certainly does fit the criteria.

9:43 PM

 
Blogger I Make Movies... said...

you have a sick hobby of surfing the obituaries...

as long as it entertains me... i guess it's okay.

9:49 PM

 
Blogger Drew Smith said...

Carl Weathers definitely. While he hasn't really done anything since arrested development, he is probably around the same level as Issac Hayes

11:06 AM

 

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