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Thursday, June 12, 2008

Make Up Your Minds

These religious right-wing nutjobs drive me crazy.

I just got another spam email warning me against the evils of Obama. Only this was a new slant. Usually, they say that Obama is a closeted Muslim and once elected will slip secret military passwords out to Al Qaeda, the Taliban and Cat Stevens. But today's email was a dandy.

Apparently, according to the book of Revelation, Obama is the anti-christ. Because he is charismatic, in his 40's and will sneak up on us and take us over. Somewhere, Tim LaHaye and Jerry Jenkins are standing up and applauding.

Seriously, you people need to make up your mind. How can Obama be the anti-christ when one of the Clintons was? I thought it was Bill Clinton? He fit the criteria. What about Hillary?

And honestly, people, why do you panic? Do the words "Bradley Effect" mean anything to you?

Time for some of you to google or wikipedia, huh.

Obama is the anti-christ. Sure he is. Don't we know that our government is too screwed up to be able to mobilize for the plans that the anti-christ intends to put in motion? If he comes from anywhere it will be the European Union. Or American Idol.

3 Comments:

Blogger david b mclaughlin said...

I love the apostle john's perspective (and yes-he was the author of revelation):

1JN 4:1 Dear friends, do not believe every spirit, but test the spirits to see whether they are from God, because many false prophets have gone out into the world. 2 This is how you can recognize the Spirit of God: Every spirit that acknowledges that Jesus Christ has come in the flesh is from God, 3 but every spirit that does not acknowledge Jesus is not from God. This is the spirit of the antichrist, which you have heard is coming and even now is already in the world.

What??? He was already in the world? Way back then? Wow.

3:42 PM

 
Blogger david b mclaughlin said...

oh yeah-and this:

1JN 2:20 But you have an anointing from the Holy One, and all of you know the truth. 21 I do not write to you because you do not know the truth, but because you do know it and because no lie comes from the truth. 22 Who is the liar? It is the man who denies that Jesus is the Christ. Such a man is the antichrist--he denies the Father and the Son.

3:43 PM

 
Blogger Unknown said...

Tell me how you really feel!!!!

4:17 PM

 

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